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1. (epic fail) (8089↑, 1700↓)
Complete and total failure when success should have been reasonably easy to attain.

\<after getting pwned in a video game\> [Player1] Dude, we just got reamed [Player2] Yeah, Epic Fail

2. (epic fail) (3815↑, 905↓)
When something can be seen to be a total failure

Urban dictionary? EPIC FAIL\!

3. (epic fail) (2499↑, 652↓)
The highest form of [fail] known to man. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing: You must die, or the world will fail itself due to such an extreme level of [failage].

\<Noob\>:OMG I gotz teh myspaces n mah yootoobs rool n sutf n u sux cuz u has no myscapes\! \<Me\>: Epic fail.

4. (Epic Fail) (1700↑, 235↓)
Epic- Anything great, spectacular, or large/monumental in nature Fail- An inability to complete an objective, task or job either assigned or volunteered for. Epic Fail -A mistake of such monumental proportions that it requires its own term in order to sucessfully point out the unfathomable shortcomings of an individual or group.

Jack: Uh, dude? I may or may not have wrecked 14 ferrari's with my moped after derailing a whole train carrying nothing but kittens and puppies... Jim: Epic Fail, Man. EPIC Fail.

5. (epic fail) (477↑, 172↓)
Similar to fail, but at an even larger, more pitiful scale. Sometimes so pitiful or pathetic, some will either sympathize that person or will not say anything, due to the fail being so large that words cannot describe it.

Person 1: Hi, Tech Support? I need help with my computer, it seems to keep rebooting. Person 2: Ok, before we do anything, have you tried rebooting? Person 1: ._. Conclusion: Person 2 has had an Epic Fail

6. (Epic Fail) (239↑, 116↓)
A failure so abysmal it is epic in scale.

Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game. Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.

7. (epic fail) (410↑, 287↓)
1.When an attemt at creating an entertainment product fails so badly it incites anger and/or unintentional comedy. 2. When an attempt at comedy on an internet message board is so terrible it incites pity in the reader of sed post. 3. When an attempt to get over as a whacky character on an internet message board completely and utterly fails. 4. An attempt to endorse Fanta and homosexuality at the same time on an internet message board that leads to ridicule

1."TNA iMPACT= EPIC FAIL." 2&3 "Anchor World Order= EPIC FAIL" 4."anchor= EPIC FAIL"

8. (epic fail) (116↑, 30↓)
something annoying people on the internet say way too much when they try to be funny there's usually nothing "epic" about it

annoying nerdyass kid: LOL he used his bulbasaur against a charmander EPIC FAIL annoying nerdyass kid 2: OMG you didnt pass in your homework on time EPIC FAIL annoying nerdyass kid tres: im just gonna say everything is an epic fail because i am that cool

Author: hating epic everything http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/4367657
9. (Epic Fail) (87↑, 28↓)
An annoying as all fuck "internet meme" or trend used by people who aren't innovative enough to come up with an appropriate term, expression, watch too much Attack of The Show, or spend over 8 hours behind a computer.

Boy 1: Did you see that airplane take off and crash?\! Dude, "[EPIC] [FAIL]"\! Boy 2: Epic----what? Boy 1: You don't know what "Epic Fail" means, bro? Boy 2: Being that the word "fail" isn't an adjective, I do now.

10. (epic fail) (83↑, 28↓)
A phrase quite common on the internet used to describe an idiot, [weeabo] or [wapanese]. However, the phrase itself began to 'epically fail' when fourteen year old kids started spouting it at their parents.

Online: 4chanmemesaddict: so then this n00b was like "what's a meme?" and i was like "epic phail lul\!" gaiafaggot4life: LULZ ORLY? In real life: Dad: Now James, I want you to clean your room and stop watching those anime lesbian pornos Little Jimmy: God Dad, you are so epic fail\!

11. (Epic Fail) (73↑, 32↓)
Total and utter failure (failure so big no even light can escape it)

A man who tries to kill him self like this: He points a gun in his head, puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff... Then following things happen: He shots a gun but hits the rope, the poison pill fails out of his mouths, he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia... NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)

12. (Epic Fail) (44↑, 20↓)
a fail that is worse than a normal fail

wow that kid just failed no that was definitely an epic fail

13. (Epic Fail) (33↑, 9↓)
A failure of epic proportions, often happening during an attempt at what should have been easily attainable.

the fact that you had to look up Epic Fail.

Author: UndergroundInsomniac http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/4130638
14. (epic fail) (48↑, 24↓)
A term used to describe an unsuccesful attempt at achieving a goal, usually with unintended hilarious results. While a 'fail' can be defined as simple disappointment, an 'epic fail' is of monumental proportions. A term most commonly used by keyboard warriors of the internet age that choose to argue on the website Youtube.com, whose lives could be summed up as an 'epic failure'

Youtube faggot: OMG your such a n00b you got pwned what an epic fail\! Human: Kill yourself.

15. (Epic Fail) (25↑, 3↓)
to fail in such a way people will ask you how the fuck did you do that or to be obliterated off of a game for doing something stupid that could have been avoided

1)to epic fail in total failing status and to be annihilated from the face of the earth for no apparent reason 2)to be like the titanic and sink your self on a ice berg you could have rammed in to and lived 3) throwing a diamond over the edge of a moving boat 4)ramming a car into the roof when all the spots are taken up by fellow cars

16. (epic fail) (31↑, 10↓)
Arizona Diamondbacks 2010 Bullpen.

(After SP goes 7-8 solid innings, and the bullpen immediately blows a 3-4 run or more lead) -Fuck this shit, I can't stand another second of this epic fail.

17. (epic fail) (34↑, 17↓)
General definition - Anti-causality. When the desired or expected effect is the only effect NOT achieved by any given cause, this is EPIC FAIL. Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer. Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.

Bob: "I posted my music on myspace because I wanted to be appreciated by the masses" Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?" Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off" Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you\!" Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera

18. (Epic Fail) (20↑, 6↓)
An extremely overused phrase said when someone makes a mistake

Hahahaha he didn't even come close to passing the easiest class in the school, what an epic fail

Author: Mountaindewizsik http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/4511727
19. (Epic Fail) (19↑, 5↓)
An epic fail is like the God of all failures. Nothing can fail more then that.

Sara was just sitting on her skateboard, then ended up with road rash. EPIC FAIL.

Author: Candy from Slovakia http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/4031776
20. (Epic fail) (22↑, 9↓)
The lamest thing you can possibly say. Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.

Bill: Hey Steve, can I borrow your calculator? Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it* Bill: EPIC FAIL\! Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator. Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.

21. (epic fail) (49↑, 37↓)
George W. Bush's presidency.

Me: 8 years wasted... George W. Bush shall be known as the greatest epic fail ever made between a man and a woman. Dave Chappell: Word.

22. (Epic Fail) (12↑, 2↓)
an epic fail is a term used when something unexpectedly funny happens or is happening.

A Sign that says "We sell the best GLASS" and the G and L have been blown away so it says "We sell the best ASS" Epic Fail or A Coca Cola truck carrying [Pepsi] products.Epic Fail

23. (Epic fail) (12↑, 1↓)
A failure so large and obvious it has to have its own catagory.

Guy 1: Dude, I just missed an A on my test by 1 point. Guy 2: Which one did you miss? Guy 1: I spelled my name wrong. Guy 2: *shakes head* Epic Fail

24. (Epic Fail) (15↑, 5↓)
The most celestial pair of words in the universe.

Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus? Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.

Author: ihatelifemorethanyou http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/4333933
25. (epic fail) (21↑, 11↓)
To fail horribly However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.

"Awww dude, i just fucked up on that math test" "LOLOL EPIC FAIL HURP DERP DERP"

26. (epic fail) (25↑, 16↓)
A failure of cosmic scales. Could be used to express how pathetic someone is.

-Wow this Geril guy is such an epic fail. -Hell he is.

27. (epic fail) (11↑, 3↓)
When something is ruined horribly, or is buggy beyond belief. Full of fail.

The Kiwibox 3.0 web page will be an epic fail.

28. (Epic Fail) (9↑, 1↓)
When your city's Major League Baseball team sets the record for futility in all of professional sports. See Pittsburgh Pirates 1993-2009.

When they made their final out of their 82nd loss of the season, for the seventeenth consecutive season, the Pittsburgh Pirates achieved [Epic Fail] status in the world of professional sports.

29. (Epic Fail) (10↑, 3↓)
The biggest fail known to the human race. A fail so big, that it makes Chuck Norris quiver in fear.

Science Nerd; I have made a new radioactive chemical\!\! *Town Blows up* Random Dude; EPIC FAIL. Chuck Norris; *Crys*

30. (Epic Fail) (20↑, 13↓)
The highest level of failure, period. If you Epic Fail, you can never redeem yourself. You might as well be [Falcon Punch]ed just so you can get the rest of your pathetic life over with.

Dude 1: All your base are belong to us. Dude 2: What? Dude 1: You don't know "all your base"? Dude 2: Nope. Dude 1: EPIC FAIL\! FAL-CONE PAWNCH\!\!\!

31. (Epic Fail) (6↑, 0↓)
[Twilight]

Twilight is an epic fail

Author: Runningaroundincircles http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/5395377
32. (Epic Fail) (8↑, 2↓)
A term us nerds came up with.Its popularized by G4TV.It means that something or someone is such a huge failure that its unfathomable.

Life is an epic fail because we all brag about something & are obsessed with being perfect but in the end when we all die we will have no recollection of the fun we had & the hard work we accomplished.

33. (Epic Fail) (7↑, 1↓)
An impossible, improbable, occurrance that is only achieved by the lower part of our society. But if you occomplish a fail that is impossible, than in theory, it could be labled an "epic fail."

Parking your car in your roof is, in theory, an "epic fail."

34. (Epic Fail) (12↑, 6↓)
A fail that is so extreme, that it is found amusing by other people.

"What are you doing here?" Man asks wife at brothel. Epic Fail

35. (epic fail) (16↑, 10↓)
failing so bad at something that its a totally laughable matter.

teacher: spell the word, cupcake student: k, u, p, k, a, k, e. epic fail

36. (Epic Fail) (19↑, 14↓)
Josh Evans

Josh Evans is an epic fail. Please publish this. No one likes him at all

37. (Epic Fail) (5↑, 0↓)
1. noun: a person who has a tendancy to fail miserably at everything they do. 2. verb: the act of failure so incredible that it becomes an embarasment to the person who commits the failure. 3. noun: any non-specific act which severly negates sucess. (see also, Fail)

you are such an Epic Fail he was trying to jump over the railing, but he epic failed and smashed his face on the ground\! -person steps on a rake and hits themself in the face- haha, Epic Fail.

38. (Epic Fail) (4↑, 0↓)
A Fail So Hard That One Only Witnesses It Once In Life Time.

This Definition Is Nowhere Near An Epic Fail.

Author: AnounymousInternets http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/4406174
39. (Epic Fail) (6↑, 2↓)
During the act of sexual intercorse where something doesn't go right, e.g. inability to ejaculate. also used in internet games (such as counter-strike) when you die epically. Antonym: Epic Win

Judy: Hey, why aren't you ejaculating? Jeff: I can't... Judy: Epic Fail\! (probably not how it would come about)

Author: Bug nut Ronface http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/4188947
40. (epic fail) (6↑, 2↓)
When someone tries to do something cool but it results the act of 'coolness' going horribly wrong. Even funnier when someone gets hurt.

biggestfail.blogspot.com - full of epic fails

Author: aidsman-aidsburger http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/3995611
41. (epic fail) (8↑, 4↓)
When you cannot fail any harder. A mistake only punishable by a round house kick to the face by Chuck Norris. Also, a series of accidents, or one accident, usually major, producing comedy to an audience around the subject.

Brian Bell: Hey guys\! I just got done fapping to some new band no one has hea- OH OWWWWW\! where the fucking hell did that basket ball come from\!? now i'm bleeding in the face\! Eric: AHAHAAA epic fail dude epic fail\! [Chuck Norris]: BAHAHAAAA. *roundhouse kicks Brian in the face*

42. (epic fail) (13↑, 9↓)
To fail epically; to fail completely and undeniably, often to the enjoyment of others.

Sarah got an F on the easiest quiz ever given, which was an epic fail.

Author: Francesca Gallagher http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/3398042
43. (Epic Fail) (41↑, 37↓)
When someone attempts to be cool or do something for another person's entertainment and truly screws up their task into something that results in anger, uncontrollable laughter, or pity to the other person.

\<Playing World of Warcraft\> -Guy 1- Dude I'm gonna try and fly all the way to the top of the map and remount before I hit the group, total hxc\! -Guy 2- It's not gonna work... \<Guy 1 falls for 30 sec straight and hits the ground dying on impact\> -Guy who was walking past the road and saw some random person spalt- Epic Fail\! ROFL

Author: James K. Taylor http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/2956861
44. (Epic Fail) (3↑, 0↓)
A naive, lame and immature 16 year old with an ego bigger than Mt. Everest\! Tries to act cute and bubbly towards people but is very judgemental and hates on people whom she's never met (in which, she tries to create drama with them via Facebook instead of up front to their face) Also has been known to ruin friendships between best friends by kissing ass to one and rejecting the other, thus resulting in more drama. Has a boyfriend who looks like a mole and creates terrible AMV's.

Person 1: this bitch who i've never even met who is friends with my best friend keeps trying to start shit with me, on facebook\! Person 2: sounds like you have an Epic Fail on your case ANOTHER EXAMPLE Person 1: i watched this AMV of Fruits Basket and it was nice except IT WAS TO A FUCKING GLEE SONG Person 2: lol, did Epic Fail make it?

Author: honeyhoneyhowyouthrillme http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/6321810
45. (Epic Fail) (5↑, 2↓)
Spending hours on the Internet reading all the definitions of "Epic Fail" on The Urban Dictionary

You Sir, yes You, reading this sentence...still reading this sentence, You...is Epic Fail. But don't kill yourself over it. No seriously, die. EPIC FAAAAAAIL\!

46. (EPIC FAIL) (5↑, 2↓)
In the 2010 FIFA World Cup, Robert Greene missed the half-force game tying kick by Clint Dempsey. This is referred to as an EPIC FAIL.

Greene: No\! I missed the ball\! The game is tied\! US fans: EPIC FAIL\!

47. (epic fail) (3↑, 0↓)
when just everyday old fail just isnt enough

"I lost my phone in the river." "Epic fail\!"

Author: Natsumi_Yamagatia http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/4239171
48. (Epic Fail) (6↑, 3↓)
Larger than failure. Often results in embarassment and laughter from your peers.

Girl: Did you see Mark try and ask Karen out? Guy: Yeah\! It was an epic fail\!

49. (epic fail) (11↑, 8↓)
The words are self-explanatory; inspired from games like Guitar Hero, the words are used when someone fails to complete something, or made fun of him/herself while doing so.

Speaker 1: Dude, im so gonna make this basket\! *he misses Speaker 2: Haha, epic fail man.

50. (Epic Fail) (4↑, 2↓)
The Justin Bieber Movie

"Man, "Never Say Never" was such an Epic Fail". 1.1 out of 10 in the IMDB based on 10,102 votes (17/02/11).

51. (Epic Fail) (3↑, 1↓)
Two of the most annoying words in the English language combined to form ultimately the most annoying phrase on the face of the earth. Epic and fail are among many other annoying words that should be banished from the English language according to the Lake Superior State University, and hopefully most people feel the same.

Robert: DUUUDE EPIC FAIL\!\!\!\!\! Casey: DUUUDE shut the fuck up.

52. (Epic Fail) (8↑, 6↓)
Obama, Pelosi and all the other idiots who passed or supported this abomination of a health care bill. This is a disgrace to America.

John: Obama's health care bill just passed. Derek: Great, we all just got an Alabama hot pocket from congress... epic fail

53. (Epic Fail) (4↑, 2↓)
A failure of epic proportions.

Canada: Epic Fail

Author: We Won Against Canada http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/4733331
54. (Epic Fail) (3↑, 1↓)
When you do something wrong soo badly, you fail it COMPLETELY.

"Did you see Randy trying to put that radio in his car?" "That was an Epic FAIL\!"

55. (Epic Fail) (7↑, 5↓)
male of andrea & barbie's daughter An attempt at success gone horribly wrong Nobody even wants to know an epic failure Dumb, useless annoying etc. Reasonably stupid and ironical Easy to make fun of Way to weird Kills all jokes that could be funny Everyone finds them weird Long lost-cause Looser Yeah thats right, an epic fail is something that is very ironic and stupid, sometimes funny. it can also be a person

The way he banged into that pole while trying to impress that girl, what an EPIC FAIL\! He's trying to pick up girls at that bar..with knock knock jokes..what an epic failure.

56. (Epic Fail) (2↑, 1↓)
To fail so hard at something that should have been so easy.

That nigga got kicked out of school 2 weeks before graduation, Epic Fail.

57. (Epic Fail) (3↑, 2↓)
To fail so badly it is impossible to live with the shame. People have known to use this term when a friend( or anybody for that instance ) fails so badly it is epic.

Guy: I just drove my car into a house\! Me: Why? Guy: I was studieing the house. Me: Epic Fail man, Epic fail...

Author: Guy.Mr.Person.Sir http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/4166231
58. (epic fail) (4↑, 3↓)
the word said when someone does or says something completely, ridiculously stupid, incorrect, or pointles.

someone trips and falls, you say "epic fail"

59. (Epic Fail) (12↑, 11↓)
A an attemp at something that fails so badly that its epic

THAT WAS AN EPIC FAIL\!

60. (epic fail) (16↑, 15↓)
To fail at something in such a manner that it is on an epic scale. An epic fail is typically so tragic or humiliating, it may actually be seen as funny to spectators of the event. Typically, the person or persons who took part in or caused the epic fail do not find such hilarity in their failed endeavor so easily. [Pwnd] is often an accurate word to describe such failure, but is not always a good word for the situation.

Tom: Man, did you see that kid who tried to climb that fence over there? He slipped and got a major [wedgie]\! Jerry: Dude\! That is such an epic fail\! or Harry: I can't believe I just embarrassed myself in front of all those people by tripping and falling off the stage during my lecture on fruitbats today... Voldemort: Yeah, but that was one [gnarly] epic fail, dude\!

Author: The Fantastic Mr. Fox http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/3279846
61. (Epic Fail) (2↑, 2↓)
When a fail is such a great fail that is it epic.

Dude, I went Christmas tree shopping and I accidentally made a tree fall and all of them came down like dominos. Epic fail, man.

62. (EPIC FAIL) (2↑, 2↓)
4 friends trying to get together than live 2 minutes away from each other but take TWO YEARS to hang out..

EPIC FAIL:suvs.tesser.Kloogers.preggers.

Author: iliketosingiliketodance http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/5123441
63. (Epic Fail) (2↑, 2↓)
To fail so hard that not even a lonely boy on the road would listen to you . I.E ; The band Suck My Snake Bytes . Myspace . com / suckmysnakebytes

They are the biggest Epic Fail in the universe. Myspace just died.

64. (epic fail) (9↑, 9↓)
Uncomparable failure at something

Sedrik in Heroic ramps as the tank. 'Man that was an epic fail' 'No. Sedrik in heroic ramps is epic fail.

65. (epic fail) (22↑, 22↓)
[when victory is close and near at hand, and then complete failure results]

An example of epic fail would be: Failing on the last note on Through the Fire and Flames on Expert on Guitar Hero 3.

66. (Epic Fail) (0↑, 1↓)
The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.

Girl 1: lol epic fail Girl 2: you suck

Author: yourjealousofme http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/6100227
67. (Epic Fail) (0↑, 1↓)
To fail at a project so bad that you need to change your major.

You don't want to epic fail this drafting packet.

68. (epic fail) (3↑, 4↓)
a fail so big, it's almost a win.

"dude that was such an [epic fail] you deserve an award"

69. (epic fail) (0↑, 1↓)
My thinking I'd have an epic romance with certain guys only to find out they want to ignore me. EPIC FAIL.

[epic fail] [failure] [played] [loser] [epic] [powned]

70. (epic fail) (0↑, 1↓)
The term used to describe when someone makes a supreme ass of themselves as a result of failing at a reasonably simple task. Because an 'epic fail' is such an immense fail, these people are often labled "Fail Whales."

trying to impress his baby son, a dad blew bubbles in his Pepsi through a straw then without warning it erupted into a fizzy lava shooting out of his snout at 1000 miles an hour. Everyone in the restaraunt laughed including a teen who point at him and said "Epic Fail Dude"\! laughing he then added "What a total Fail Whale"

71. (Epic Fail) (4↑, 5↓)
The 2010 Dallas Cowboys

They were supposed to contend for the Super Bowl. Yea like that's going to happen. Epic Fail

72. (epic fail) (1↑, 2↓)
epic fail: meaning an awsome fail

dude that was an epic fail

73. (epic fail) (1↑, 2↓)
phrase often used by nerdy kids to describe bad things

me using epic fail is an epic fail

74. (Epic fail) (1↑, 2↓)
To fail epically and try to pass it off by saying something else actually happened. Its even much more epic when the fail happens in front of all of ones coworkers during an important event like a military relinquishment of command. It is only made much more epic when someone happens to capture it on film. This is what we have come to know as an Epic George Fail.

Rio: Did you see George, I think he almost passed out\! Talk about an epic fail? Throne: I know, are you okay George? It looked like you were about to pass out\! George: What are you talking about? I was readjusting my beret\! Rio: Whatever George, you just failed epically and I got a picture of it happening with my camera phone.

Author: hmmmm, I wonder..... http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/5009849
75. (Epic Fail) (5↑, 6↓)
A fail so epic it needs its own word

"I divided by zero" -epic fail

Author: epic fail doomsday http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/4435638
76. (epic fail) (6↑, 7↓)
all u people who bought tickets 2 see michael jackson in the o2 arena, HE'S DEAD\!\!\! u epic failed big time

person1: u bought tickets 2 see michael jackson didn't u person2: yep person1: haha epic fail

Author: DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/4073565
77. (epic fail) (6↑, 7↓)
Jim Morrison's "poetry".

Jim Morrison's poetry is epic failure.

78. (Epic Fail) (14↑, 15↓)
An over used set of of words used by faggots worldwide when they dont even know the true meaning, or where it originated. Fact is, its from Attack of the Show, the sickest show ever to appear on G4. It's where they find videos from the internet and label them as epic failures... So, if you can't name where the term comes from or what it REALLY means, don't say it... because you'll make yourself look like an even bigger SHMUCK/HALF-A-RETARD.

boy: (makes motion as if he were beating the meat behind the teachers back, but gets caught in the process) girl: wow epic fail\! boy: bitch please, do you even know what thats from? girl: uh no, whats it from?? boy: wow. bitch, never say that again... and who's the "EPIC FAIL" now?? yea, fuckin YOU\!\!

Author: water_pong_is_for_fags http://epic-fail.urbanup.com/3914885
79. (epic fail) (2↑, 4↓)
a fail so epic it's almost a win.

Dude 1: "Dude 2, I crashed my car through the roof of my house." Dude 2: "o O WWWWWHHHAAAAATTTTT?????" -- Dude 1: "Epic fail, right?"

80. (Epic Fail) (3↑, 5↓)
A type of failure in World of Warcraft that is impossible, but yet still happens, because the person or persons responsible, are just totally uber suck.

Llaith, a level 80 DK was /gkicked after doing a Guild Achievement run in Kara, he wiped the group on Chess. EPIC FAIL\!\!\! A group of 2000+ WH rating geared raiders attempted to do Naxx 10, but after 3 wipes before Noth on trash, and 5 wipes on Noth, the group fell apart. EPIC FAIL\!\!\!

81. (Epic Fail) (2↑, 4↓)
1. The state of failure which surpasses all understood predisposition(s) of pity in other said parties which might witness the particular failure in question. 2. A current, customary form of expressing displeasure to the shortcomings or [maladroit]ly behavior of another - especially behavior seen as excessively thoughtless, prone to failure, foolish. 3. When the external efforts intended for good by a group or individual become undeniably and universally accepted as worthy of ridicule, yet at a much broader scale, "epic fail", a failure which surpasses reason or explanation, laughter is stifled and time stops for a short period of time to mourn the presence of the said failure in question 4. (Religious) When Satan and/or Lucifer(as depicted in scripture) looks upon the failure of a said party and either feels jealousy toward the chaos they have caused or contrary to his mythical nature begins to actually pity those who are instigators of an "epic fail." 5. The United States Government(past, present or future tenses aside, as well as any party, idealism or administration). The increasingly held view that The United States Government has, for some time, even to the most current administration, despite all arguments of one party or the other, has failed and is doomed to always fail beyond redemption or hope. 6. Senator Howard Dean. 7. John Edwards' Haircut. 8. Dan Rather.

"Johnny tried to asking out the girl of his dreams and farted because he got nervous - Epic Fail." "Josh tried to capture the rare White Siberian Tiger on photo as he became one the luckiest men alive in witnessing the existence of such a rare animal. As he tapped his camera for an exposure, he realized that he forgot 1) to empty his memory card to make room for the perfect shot and 2) Remove the lens cover. Epic Fail\!" "He tried to show of his 'fly ride,' yet as he tried to 'peel out' he accidentally shifted his vehicle into 'neutral' instead of 'drive', causing his engine to race very high and eventually backfire. Epic Fail. Oh yeah...and his ride was an Oldsmobile. Epic Fail \#2."

82. (epic fail) (3↑, 5↓)
1) a person who fails extremely bad2)a person who got pwned

Oliver: Isn't Shane an Epic Fail?Minwoo: Course.

83. (Epic Fail) (4↑, 6↓)
Something that failed so criminally, that it is considered tragic and inescapably humiliating to the fail-er. Good for a laugh, though, and often times enjoyment is found out of making fun of it.

The literature that was the fourth book in the "Twilight" Saga - "Breaking Dawn". The epic fail of Breaking Dawn succesfully caused pandemonium of the highest caliber to befall the entirety of the Twilight fandom.

84. (EPIC FAIL) (4↑, 7↓)
FUCK YOU FOR EVEN LOOKING THIS GAY ASS WORD UP YAH FUCK\!\!

person \#1 said "haha epic fail" person \#2 said "FUCK YOU FOR EVEN SAYING THAT YOU FAGGOT\!"

85. (epic fail) (2↑, 6↓)
a fail that is so epic it is almost a win, or failtastic.

johnny v is an epic fail.

86. (Epic Fail) (2↑, 6↓)
A very rare, extreme type of fail. Often found at a place of great disappointment.

Oh man\! That black man forgot all of his watermelon at KFC\! EPIC FAIL\!\!\!\!\!

87. (epic fail) (1↑, 5↓)
The ultimate type of fail. Usually used in the same sentence with as the noun "Aftershock".

Dude 1: Aftershock just pushed through a new update\!\! Dude 2: Yeah I heard it was another epic fail.

88. (epic fail) (11↑, 16↓)
Definition number two in the urban dictionary of epic fail.

"Means only one thing........of two choices." ^Epic Fail of definition

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89. (epic fail) (5↑, 11↓)
Cheering for the underog in a sporting event and actually thinking they'd win.

[Raiders fan]: Dude the Eagles blew that game against the Cardinals on Sunday\! [Eagles fan]: Hey at least my team made it to the championship game\! Epic fail to both fans.

90. (epic fail) (27↑, 37↓)
A shamefully large, public and costly failure. Something that directly causes a gigantic loss in market share.

Dude, Windows Vista was an Epic Fail. I might sink to buying a Mac.

91. (Epic fail) (7↑, 19↓)
The big shit of all fails.

Dude, I epic failed that test in Hennessy's class\!

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92. (epic fail) (21↑, 33↓)
A term for when average everyday run of the mill failure, just doesn't cut it.

If you're going to succeed, good for you. If you're going to fail, make it an epic fail.

93. (epic fail) (7↑, 20↓)
A term made famous by a Jew with more nicknames than ever thought of. It is usually put to use when describing someone/something that just can't do anything but lose/error/suck/etc.

Guy \# 1: I just took your Bishop\! Guy \# 2: Dude that was my Knight\! You are Epic fail\!\!\!

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94. (Epic Fail) (9↑, 22↓)
A word describing the failure of Microsoft's Xbox 360.

Dude, you got the xbox ring of death, Epic fail.

95. (epic fail) (10↑, 24↓)
Fail that works beyond one's own expectations of fail

A play that exemplifies epic fail: "Springtime for Hitler and Germany"

96. (epic fail) (14↑, 30↓)
1. the Stimulus Package 2. Obama

"OMG, look at that epic fail that's on TV\!" "Looks at this $13 I got from that epic fail\!"

97. (epic fail) (16↑, 34↓)
The one term used by video game nerds that is used to explain an unfortunate event. This is a combination of the two terms "epic" and "fail." "Epic" was a term that showed that something is amazing, where "fail" was a term saying that you're horrible at something.

John: I got a B+ on my test. Anders: EPIC FAIL\!\!\!\!\!\!\! BJ: Wow, cheap kill. Franklin: EPIC FAIL\!\!\!\!\!\! Darren: Wow, you are the biggest retard I've ever met. Andrew: EPIC FAIL\!\!\!\!\!\!

98. (Epic Fail) (8↑, 26↓)
when everything you do seems to suck and/or fail miserably. more over, every attempt you make at everything ends up in horrendous disaster or blowing up in your face.

asking your gifted teacher to proofread love letters to other men asking to court them. WHAT AN EPIC FAIL\!

99. (Epic Fail) (10↑, 29↓)
When an internet based prank fails to have the desired impact.

ADAM: Hahaha\! I sabotaged your YouTube profile and made you out to be a shemale to the whole internet\! PETER: I don't use my YouTube account. Epic fail dude.

100. (epic fail) (15↑, 39↓)
Getting massacred on March 31, aka Ivy League Decisions Day, and losing in that instant any value one's life may have previously had.

After being waitlisted at Northwestern, I anticipated an epic fail with Penn and Cornell the next week, and my fears were proven correct--rejections at both.

101. (Epic fail) (15↑, 39↓)
Windows CE, Windows ME, Windows Vista. DirectX 10

Dude I just upgraded to windows vista\!\!\!\!\! Awesome... now you got DirectX 10 Me:Hey wasn't the point of DirectX that it is NOT OS dependent. Me: EPIC FAIL\!

102. (epic fail) (19↑, 61↓)
See [Windows ME], [Uwe Boll], Tim

One epic fail is the worst OS ever coded, one epic fail is the worst director to ever film, and the biggest epic fail is the worst person to ever live.

103. (epic fail) (6↑, 82↓)
the words commenly used in the b-off household when sam and/or rob are over playing guitar hero.

sam: EPIC FAILLLL rob: EPIC gonna commit suicide\! sam: Epic break up\! rob: Epic FAILLLL emily: I am an epic failure & not an epic guitar hero.

104. (epic fail) (32↑, 167↓)
terrible failure failing really bad

steven epic failed when he started to play ms

105. (epic fail) (24↑, 224↓)
when steven gets owned by playing too much ms

wow gg steven u epic fail\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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